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About Registry Roast

Registry Roast was built for expecting and new parents who are tired of hearing that every bassinet, bottle gadget, and wipe accessory is absolutely essential.

Our AI registry auditor looks at your list as a whole, flags likely duplicates and unnecessary extras, and explains the tradeoffs in plain language. The roast makes it fun; the goal is a registry that fits your budget, home, and real life.

We do not replace medical or product-safety guidance. We help you ask better shopping questions before marketing hype empties your wallet.

Is your registry ready for honesty?

Get a free audit, catch the duplicate gear, and share the roast with anyone who added another “must-have” to your list.